In honor of Valentines, I thought that I would post my two favorite quotes from my History teacher’s “Anti-Valentines Day” Quotes. “You can’t make someone love you, All you can do is stalk them and hope they give in.” and “Love rhymes with horrific car wreck” Also, if you can see this, it means that [...]

Found this a while ago doing something for some class: “Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.” -Nora Ephron

This one is from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: “…even Joe the Plumber couldn’t unclog the c*** coming out of their mouths.” This was part of the Conan segment “Triumph visits the final presidential debate“.

So, Pastor Jason has been making it rather easy for us to get some funny quotes from his sermons. Here’s two that I caught this weekend. “Take that and smoke it” and “Oh, go and eat a cow” (Talking about hunting)